By Alan Coren
Recently back from the useless, Alan Coren reveals that the realm has replaced little in his absence: children nonetheless flip to Winston Churchill to avoid wasting them from institution dinners; Clark Gable snuggles—as ever—against the bristly chest of his lover Errol Flynn (despite having been captured on video via the complete British delegation of a Hong Kong revenues conference); and hysterectomies stay played by means of enthusiastic poulterers. As for Coren himself, regardless of bearing the celebrated rank of complete colonel within the accomplice Air strength, he continues to be affected by routine nightmares that his club of the P.G. Wodehouse Society has been poached via a Polish imposter in spats. England’s best-loved slapstick comedian unearths time to provide an explanation for why Cannon & Ball have relaunched themselves as satisfaction & Prejudice; to determine that if J.K. Rowling had placed all her Harry Potter source of revenue on Archer’s Folly within the 3.15 at Haydock Park she will be richer than invoice Gates; and to bare precisely why he took Princess Michael of Kent to work out the smuttiest statue in London.
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